Just imagine turning up to work
And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw
Madonna be like
i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle
ok but consider this
1. stop startin shit w ppl on tumblr for no reason
2. wash your ass
3. get a plant
4. listen to smooth jazz
6. keep chillin
7. dont ever stop chillin
does anybody else get anxiety and wanna curl up into a ball and cry when you think about school starting up?
If you never used your period to get out of something you didn’t want to do, you’re lying.